Anything Horror Scott’s Favorite Crazy Mothers

Sunday is Mother’s Day, and what better way to celebrate this day than sitting down and watching some great crazy mom-themed horror films? Below is my list of the bat-shit craziest bunch of mom’s you’ll ever meet. Who are your favorite crazy mom’s from film? Who did I miss? Note that this list is in no particular order.

Mom Psycho

Norma Bates, PSYCHO (1960)

You have to start the list off with the Patron Saint of crazy mom’s, Norma Bates!! Norma is second to none in being overbearing and brow-beating the shit out of her son!!

Mom Scream2

Mrs. Loomis (Debbie Salt), SCREAM 2 (1997)

In her defense, Debbie Salt (Laurie Metcalf) is just avenging her son’s death. But let’s not forget that her son is also a psychopathic killer!!

Mom Dead Alive

Mum (a.k.a., Vera Cosgrove), DEAD ALIVE (1992)

Not only could Vera (Elizabeth Moody) give old Norma a run for her money in the over-bearing department, but Mrs. Cosgrove is literally the mother of all zombies in this gore-heavy film. Vera is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey and not only becomes a zombie, but also creates a legion of zombies in her small, New Zealand town. And not even Dr. Freud himself could help Lionel at the end when dear old mum becomes a twenty-foot tall behemoth zombie-vulva-monster!!

Mom StraitJacket

Lucy Harbin, STRAIT-JACKET (1964)

In this classic William Castle film, written by Robert Bloch (also the writer of Psycho), Joan Crawford, who is locked up in a mental hospital for twenty years for decapitating her husband and his mistress, is released. When she reunites with her daughter people start mysteriously turning up without heads. Coincidence? Strait-Jacket asks the question, “Does killing skip a generation?”

Mom Baby

Mrs. Wadsworth, THE BABY (1973)

Some women are baby-crazy and love them so much they can’t stand to see them grow up. I’m not sure that’s the main motivation behind Mrs. Wadsworth’s (Ruth Roman) behavior, but this is a pretty sick momma. She’s a domineering mother who keeps her twenty-something son in an infantile state through intimidation, physical abuse, and an electric cattle prod. His sister also sleeps naked in bed next to him. Yeah, this is pretty high up on the sleaze-meter!!

Mom Brood

Nola Carveth, THE BROOD (1979)

Here we get a slight variation on the crazy mother. Don’t worry, Nola (Samantha Eggar) is crazier than a shit-house dung beetle, but she’s crazy in that Cronenbergian way. Nora gets to screw her kids up before they are born. Nola gives birth to her own rage and sends it out into the world to cause chaos and havoc. Add to this Nola’s penchant for licking the blood and gore off her brood when they are born and you know you’re deep in Cronenbergian territory.

Mom Swan

Erica Sayers, BLACK SWAN (2010)

This is the most recent film on my list, and Erica (Barbara Hershey) has more than earned her place here. Over-bearing, fanatical, and trying to make up for her lost youth, Erica pushes her daughter Nina (Natalie Portman) beyond the breaking point. Plus, Erica likes to sit in a corner and watch her daughter sleep. Yikes!!

Mom Aliens

The Queen, ALIENS (1986)

The only non-human on my list. Even though the Alien Queen isn’t human, she protects her brood till her final breath. I guess it helps having acid for blood and a mouth within a mouth within a mouth!!

Mom Carrie

Margaret White, CARRIE (1976)

Okay, okay … I concede. Margaret (Piper Laurie) might just be the craziest mother on this list. I think old Norman looks well adjusted compared to Carrie!! Besides Margaret being insane, when you add a heavy dose of religious fervor to the mix, things get a little out of control.

Mom Friday13th

Pamela Voorhees, FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)

Oh Pamela. This poor mom feels so much guilt for not being there for her child that she goes on an epic killing spree to avenge his death and alleviate her guilt. Those horned up, substance-altered camp counselors let her son, Jason, drown, and now there’s hell to pay.

Mom MotherDay

Mother, MOTHER’S DAY (1980)

Forget THE BABY, MOTHER’S DAY is so sleazy that you need a shower after watching it!! Mother (Beatrice Pons) lives out in the woods with her two inbred, hillbilly, psychopathic sons. Her sons fight for her attention and love, and Mother makes is clear that the best way to get her love is to excel in the areas of rape and murder. Mother, in fact, teaches them how to rape and murder. When her sons kidnap a group of girls camping, this film goes down the rabbit hole of sleaze. I love every second of this film!!

Mom Frightmare

Dorothy Yates, FRIGHTMARE (1974)

Electric drills, psychopathic children, and cannibalism are the things Dorothy (Sheila Keith) has to deal with. After being institutionalized for eighteen years, Dorothy is out and still has the same old urges. FRIGHTMARE answers the question, “Does killing skip a generation?” No, no it doesn’t.

Mom Grace

Special Mention: Madeline Matheson, GRACE (2009)

This film gets a special mention because Madeline Matheson (Jordan Ladd) isn’t like the other bat-shit crazy mother’s above. Madeline isn’t a killer; in fact, she’s just the opposite. Madeline loses her baby in the final month of her pregnancy. The baby is stillborn, and Madeline is so devastated that she wills the dead infant back to life. But there’s a price to pay. Some mothers just care too much!!

There’s my list. Let me know what you think. Who did I leave off the list? Is there anyone that doesn’t belong on the list?

Stay Bloody!!!

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