Elijah Wood Battles … Cooties??
No matter how careful we were when younger, all of us, at one time or another, have contracted cooties. That horrible disease that effects young boys and which can only be gotten from icky girls (hey, what do you want? I’m writing this from the male perspective). Then something happens. Either cooties can’t infect older kids, or, what is more likely, boys discover they like boobies and become immune to cooties. This September 2015, we’ll see the worst case of cooties to ever hit, in the horror-comedy aptly named, COOTIES.
COOTIES is directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion, is written by Ian Brennan and Leigh Whannell, and stars Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Rainn Wilson, Sunny May Allison, Jorge Garcia, and Peter Kwong. Check out the plot crunch:
When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into a feral swarm of little killer savages, an unlikely hero must lead group of misfit teachers to escape the playground carnage and fight for their lives.
Check out the trailer:
COOTIES is set for a September 18, 2015 release date and will have a limited theatrical run as well as being released on various digital platforms.